jumpingjaverts:

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you got designer shades just to hide your face and you wear them around like you’re cooler than me and you never say hey or remember my name and its probably cause you think you’re cooler than me

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

nernesis:

WHAT IS “FOR 20” AND WHY ARE ALL THESE RED EYED TEENAGERS TALKING ABOUT ARSON

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life

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romwe:

lovely rings
Buy them HERE!
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embarress:

chOKES